Friday, November 7, 2014

'Twas the Night by Robin Reed: Giveaway







Title: ‘Twas the Night

Author: Robin Reed

Published: November 8th, 2012

Word Count: 35,000

Genre: Horror Comedy

Content Warning: Comedy Horror Violence

Age Recommendation: 13+

Synopsis:
Rollo is the overworked, stressed-out Head Elf at the North Pole. As he prepares for Christmas Eve, he has to deal with toys that look like they’re having sex, terrorist reindeer, and worst of all, the sudden death of Santa Claus. Rollo has to save Christmas after he finds out that Santa is not just dead — he is undead.

‘Twas the Night is a novella of approximately 35,000 words. It is a satire and contains adult language and themes.


Excerpt
It wasn’t a fit night out for man nor elf. But then it never was at the North Pole, where it gets so cold that Frosty would freeze his snowballs off. The view from Rollo’s office window was darkness. Driving snow rattled against the pane, and the wind howled like a six year old who got nothing but socks for Christmas.
When he first got to the North Pole he thought the view was spectacular. In the sunny season the fantastic ice formations and the reflections of sunlight through them were something to see. But it never changed, and after a few hundred years anything can become boring. He shook his head and sighed. He was a long way from the woodlands of his youth, where he had nothing on his mind but frolicking and scaring the occasional woodcutter.
Rollo shouldn’t have been staring out the window and thinking about times long gone. It was the busy season, and there was a lot of work to do. He took a sip of coffee and turned to the large computer monitor on his desk.
There was a Facebook message from Jay, asking if they were still on for poker on Thursday. Rollo couldn’t think about that, or anything, until after the delivery. He decided to answer later. He opened reports from his staff. There was a problem in inventory. A whole container of talking Barbies were missing. They had to be in the complex somewhere, but nobody could find them.

About the Author



Robin Reed is the author of a strange collection of books. She writes science fiction, horror, humor, and humorous science fiction and horror. She was born in Chicago but found her way to Los Angeles, swearing to never again experience a midwestern winter.



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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The New Pioneer Series by Deborah Nam-Krane: Giveaway





Title: The Smartest Girl in the Room

Series: The New Pioneer Series, Book One

Author: Deborah Nam-Krane

Published: March 29th, 2013

Page Count: 291

Genre: NA Contemporary Romance

Synopsis:
Nineteen year old Emily wants her college diploma fast, and she’s going to get it. But when the perfect night with perfect Mitch leads her to a broken heart, Emily is blind to her vulnerability. When the person she cares about the most is hurt as a result, Emily’s ambition gives way to more than a little ruthlessness. She’s going to use her smarts to take care of herself and protect the people she loves, and everyone else had better stay out of her way. But shouldn’t the smartest girl everyone knows realize that the ones she’d cross the line for would do the same for her?




Title: The Family You Choose

Series: The New Pioneer Series, Book Two

Published: September 28th, 2013

Page Count: 290

Synopsis:
Miranda Harel has been in love with her guardian Alex Sheldon since she was five years old, and Michael Abbot has despised them both for just as long. When Miranda finds out why she wants both men out of her life for good and questions everything she believed about where and who she came from. Finding out the truth will break her heart. Without family or true love, will her friends be enough to bring her back?




Title: An Engagement: A New Pioneers Short Story

Series: The New Pioneer Series Short Stor

Published: March 7th, 2014

Page Count: 20

Synopsis:
Annabelle Hendrickson always knew Alex Sheldon couldn’t be trusted, but even she couldn’t have guessed how far he was willing to go to get what he wanted.

No one was as decent as her brother Jim, but Stephen Abbot had a kind soul behind his mischief. She could accept his reprobate father- he’d be dead soon anyway- but she would never accept his longtime friendship with Alex, her father Gerald’s ambitious employee. Annabelle knew it was just a matter of time before he stepped on someone she cared about.

What a pity she didn’t realize who that person would be- and who was going to give him the opportunity.




Title: The China Doll

Series: The New Pioneer Series, Book Four

Published: March 27th, 2014

Page Count: 202

Synopsis:
Hypocrisy, half truths and lies…

Sick of being treated like she’s going to break, Jessie Bartolome is back to her old ways and calling everyone on their hypocrisy. Sheesh! One little breakdown and even easygoing Martin Shepard thinks she’s too fragile to handle their age difference. Good thing her older and equally yummy teaching assistant Robert Lester thinks otherwise…right?

After spending so long cleaning up after everyone else, Jessie’s cousin Richard has never had the time to start a life of his own. However had he managed to find his girlfriend Zainab? So what is Richard going to do now that everyone else has grown up? Marry Zainab and start a family? Things have never been that easy for a Hendrickson…just ask his cousin Michael.

Richard’s mother, Lucy, is one of the most powerful women in Boston… so when is she going to put a stop to the blackmail ruthless Alex Sheldon has holding over her for years? And if Richard knows more than he’s letting on, why hasn’t he gone after Alex himself? The question is, how much does he- or anyone else- really know?

Welcome to the Bartolome/Hendrickson family.




Title: Let’s Move On

Series: The New Pioneer Series, Book Five

Published: September 29th, 2014

Page Count: 186

Synopsis:
Zainab has spent years keeping Emily from going over the edge, giving Miranda a shoulder to cry on and nursing Jessie back to health. They’ll be the first to agree that she deserves whatever makes her happy, especially after the drama Richard put her through. But did she have to choose the guy who threw everyone’s lives into the shredder?

Richard knows he screwed up and he’d do anything to get Zainab back, but first he needs to make sure his company—and his loyal employees—don’t go under. (Who knew kicking your primary investor to the curb would have consequences?) Good thing his family has such deep pockets; too bad he doesn’t want to take a cent from them. Why should Zainab take him back if he can’t get out of his own way?

Maybe Zainab can eat her cake and have it too—that is, until she’s given an ultimatum. The choice isn’t Lover A or B; it’s protecting her friends or letting them fend for themselves. With that hanging over her head, what’s it going to take to make sure she and everyone else can finally move on?



About the Author

Deborah Nam-Krane is a Boston-based writer. She began working on the New Pioneers almost thirty years ago and is excited to see her creations finally ready to strike out into the world on their own.







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Monday, October 27, 2014

Funeral With a View: Schedule

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Funeral with a View by Matt Schiariti:

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Funeral with a View blog tour signup is now live

This one will be short and sweet ... for a change. The blog tour for my latest novel Funeral with a View is scheduling now. Head on over to Juniper Grove Book solutions if you'd like to see more details and get in on the action. Enjoy the following linkification:

Click here for details!
An electronic copy of the book will be provided for review purposes to participating tour hosts. There will also be a tour-wide giveaway for the chance to win one of five kindle copies of Funeral with a View as well as a $25 Amazon gift card. And who doesn't like the chance to win stuff? Amiright or amiright?

So, have a blog? Know someone who does? Head on over to Juniper Grove and check it out! Here's a direct link to the sign-up, because I'm all about convenience!

See ya round the interwebz!
MJS

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Funeral with a View is ALIVE!

It's been a long time coming, but my foray into the world of contemporary romance is live on Amazon. *waits for applause to die down* Thank you, thank you very much! In case you haven't seen it yet (shame on you), here's the blurb and the killer cover (complete with convenient buy link caption):

Thirty-two-year-old Richard Franchitti didn't believe in love at first sight until he met free-spirited Catherine and started a brand new life. A devoted father and husband, Richard fought to keep his family together when it would have been easier to walk away.

Tragedy left him with unfinished business.

Now a disembodied spirit, Richard relives his most important days. From the beginnings of unconditional love, to the joy of his daughter's birth, and all of the difficult times in between, each treasured moment brings him closer to answering the question:

"Why am I still here?"

He was born Richard Franchitti, but his friends call him Ricky. Welcome to his funeral.
 
Buy me! Love me!   
Writing this book was one of the hardest things I've ever done, and I'm happy and EXCITED that it's out in the world ... but writing and publishing are only the half of it. Now comes time to grease the wheels of The Great Promotion Machine. That means twittering tweets, fabulous facebook posts, buying ad time on local access cable TV, smoke signals, hiring one of those planes you see down the shore with the banners trailing behind them (Eat At Joe's! Buy Funeral with a View), you get the idea. I've booked a blog tour for October 27 - November 7, so this here blog is gonna get a whole lot busier in the next few weeks. Guests posts! Interviews! Giveaways! Contests! A three ring circus! Dog and cats sleeping together! Mass hysteria! It's my first blog tour and it's sure to be interesting. Keep checking this space for further developments. There should be a banner for the tour soon. I'll share it as soon as it's available.

Th-th-th-that's all for now, folks! To all of you who keep reading my sparse posts, thank you! To all of you who've bought Funeral and are reading it or plan to read it, thank you, too! To all future readers, thank you in advance! 

Until next time, see ya'll in the funny pages.
MJS


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

The Writer Who Cried, "Work In Progress!"

Hello to all you faithful followers. It's been a while since I've written anything on this here blog. There's a couple reasons for that. Actually, there are a great many reasons for that, but I can sum it up in a few simple words right from the get go: I've been really fucking busy. What have I been busy with? Read on, True Believer, and you shall have the answers you seek!

Before I get into the whys and wherefores of my absence, let me give you some good news. My work in progress, the novel I've been going on and on and on about over the past year or so, IS NEARLY COMPLETE! Yep, you read that correctly. Still, I'll say it again to bring home the point. FUNERAL WITH A VIEW IS NEARLY READY FOR PUBLISHING. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? I sure think so. All the comments I'd gotten from the betas who'd read the first draft were taken to heart, and I busted my ass to incorporate them and make the book much better than it was. Once that was completed, I sent it out to betas once again and waited on pins and needles for further comments. Many cigarettes were smoked and much beer was consumed as I waited on the final judgement. Turns out that any worries I had were unfounded. Every one of the six ARC/beta readers loved the final product. Sure, there are a couple 'niggling bugaboos' (Patent Pending) left to be ironed out, but they're minor; change a line or two here, condense a couple chapters into one there ... you get the idea. The point is, all the work I put into the book has paid off major. For those of you who know me, you know I don't publish something just for shits and giggles. If I don't feel it's publishable, I ain't gonna publish it. Funeral With a View is publishable and then some. I'm extremely proud of how it turned out, and I have a good feeling that readers are going to dig this one. The Fake It Till Ya Make it contingent is strong in Indieland, but I don't adhere to that philosophy, so if I say I love the book, you know I mean it. And trust me, I DO love the book.

Now to the topic of why it's not only taken so long, but why I haven't been around much lately.

The working manuscript of what is now Funeral With a View was written in five weeks back in early 2012, and I didn't get back to the book until after I'd written and released Ghosts of Demons Past in June of 2013. Why did five weeks of writing turn into over a year of editing and rewrites? There were problems with that first version, but there were many outside influences. Here's a laundry list of some of the personal crap that I've experienced during that time:
  • Hand surgery in late June, 2013 rendered it nearly impossible to type (although I did manage to turn in Chapter 7 for The Carnival 13 anthology during that time and ON TIME, something I'm still pretty proud about)
  •  My son, Babyface Vinster, aka 'Boog Boog' Vinnie, was born in January of 2013, slaughtering all spare time and eliminating sleep for weeks.
  • I was involved in not one, but TWO car accidents
  • One of our pets died (RIP Charlie)
  • I had pipes in the house burst not one, not two, but THREE times, the most recent of which was last week, and the one prior to that jacked up half my basement, not to mention these two incidents happened no more than a month apart
  • My wife underwent not one, but TWO major surgeries in the past couple months
While most of the above has been somewhat spread out over the last year and a half or so, it's easy to say that the past eight or twelve weeks have sucked in epic fashion. As the song goes, it's a cruel, cruel, cruel summer, and I'm happy it's getting smaller in my rear view mirror. Tying this all into Funeral With a View, compartmentalizing has never been my strong suit, therefor there were periods when I couldn't pull my mind out of the quagmire of personal issues to work on the book. Remember, folks, I also have a nine to five that I go to Monday through Friday, and my moonlighting has to play second fiddle to begin with. It amazes me that I finished the book in the first place, and it's damn near miraculous that it turned out this well. As i said before, I love the damn thing and I ain't ashamed to say it either!

So, that's all I have for now. A few things are left to be done, but they're small. I'll be finishing ironing out those 'niggling bugaboos' (Patent Pending), doing a final read, then it's on to the front and back matter, and finally, formatting for kindle. Woot! Oh, before I forget. The book has a page on Goodreads! Click on the groovy cover below and add it to your To Be Read list! And there's also a couple of ARC reader reviews. Check them out! Yes, I know, I don't have a blurb yet. I'll be working on that in the next couple days, too. Silly me thought it would be a good idea to finish the book first before I beat my head against the wall trying to summarize about 100k words into a hundred ;) 

Aren't I pretty? Add me to your TBR list!


Take care and see ya 'round teh intarwebz!
M.

Friday, May 23, 2014

You say it's your birthday?

Hey, it's my birthday, too, yeah! That's right. On this day in history thirty-nine years ago, yours truly came kicking and screaming into the world. Mom and Dad (R.I.P.) have been shaking their heads ever since, as have my siblings who were witlessly under the impression the parental units were done having kids eight years prior to my arrival.

How am I spending my day? That's easy: I ain't doing jack squat. I took off from work, content to sit here and do a shitload of absolutely nothing. But I figured I'd use the time to type up a blog. Consider it PT for my gimpy pinky finger.

Undoubtedly you're all dying to know what goodies I've received on this day that shall live in infamy. Here's the list:
  • Socks (which I desperately needed...don't ask)
  • An Amazon gift card (ALWAYS WELCOMED!)
  • A variety of comic book-themed T-shirts (can never have too many of those)
  • A sports watch (picked out by my very own almost-eight-year-old-daughter...AWWWW)
And that's not even counting the little things. The wife treated me to a Schwartzie from Primo Hoagies . It was delish. (Note: If you haven't had a sub from Primo's and there's one close to you, I highly recommend you drop what you're doing and go get one right now. They'll ruin all other sammiches for you. Holding a busload of nuns hostage and demanding one of their delectable deli delights as ransom is a distinct possibility once you've experienced their splendor. You've been warned. (Also note: I do not suggest in any way, shape, or form, that you take anybody hostage for any reason, nuns or otherwise.)) Then there was Babyface Vinster, my sixteen-month-old who strutted to 'What Does the Fox Say'. I witnessed much twerking, grinning, and arm waving. Not one to be left out, The Boo (previous aforementioned almost-eight-year-old daughter) got in on the movin' and groovin', and managed not to trample her baby brother. Winning!

But wait! There's more! What's a birthday without well-wishing and good vibes from some of my bestest book buddies? Joooooood (that's Jude to you and me) has the spotlight trained on me and Ghosts of Demons Past over on her blog. In addition to that, my great friend and fantastic author pal, Belinda Frisch, went so far as to buy me advertising for GODP. How cool is that? It was as unexpected as it was touching. It's nice to know that someone believes in the book so much they'll go out of their way to help it be seen.  Thanks to you two, Angela Pratt, and Venture Cecena, who've been flooding twitter with pimpage and birthday wishes!

In other news:

My most recent foray into the world of short story anthologies is live, right in time for my birfday. Padwolf Publishing's latest collection, "Lucky 13: Thirteen Tales of Crime & Mayhem" is now available in paperback on Amazon. My story is entitled 'A Dollar and a $cream', and it's, like, groovy in a far out way. The e-book version will be available soon, and marks the first time anything I've written will be read by a professional. Yep. There's gonna be an audiobook version. Despite my lobbying, James Earl Jones was unavailable to commit to the gig, but it'll be awesome regardless.

As far as Funeral With a View goes, I cranked out over two thousand words yesterday, thus increasing the feelz factor by 26.7%. Don't delve into the math. It's a series of highly complex equations and algorithms that would explode your head like Michael Ironside in the movie 'Scanners' if you were to dwell on them for an extended period of time. Because I typed so much awesomeness yesterday, I do not feel the least bit bad about sitting on my buttocks all day doing next to nothing. Anyway, I'm so very close to completing the final draft of this book that has been following me around for the past few months. Is my summer release target feasible? You betcha.

And that's all there is for today, folks! As always, thanks for reading, and see ya 'round Teh Intarwebz.

M.J.S.